“wanting something” wins Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Do award for 23rd year in a row
In your lifetime you will meet at least two or three people
microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)
nothing will make you think “i have got to get weirder” more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you’re like a normie to them
“sicko feedback loop” is a warrior’s bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
beautiful women named “battery power 15%” keep messaging me on my phone
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”



























